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19 things that would happen if Sex and the City was set in Dublin

“Carrie Bradshaw knows a good ride* (and isn’t afraid to ask.)”

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1. Carrie would have a weekly sex column with The Herald.

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2. Miranda would be mad into Dublin GAA and insist on bringing the girls to an All-Ireland semi-final. (Where Carrie would inevitably score a centre forward.)

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3. Samantha would have dated Jamie Dornan once upon a time and helped launch his career.

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4. Trey’s Mam would still be doing his washing and sending him off with leftover shepherd’s pie in a lunchbox, much to Charlotte’s chagrin.

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“Trey is such a Mammy’s boy — I don’t know what to do.”

5. Carrie would be like, “I’m sooo broke” and still somehow manage to go into Brown Thomas once a week.

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6. Samantha would say things like, “Let’s just say he crossed O’Connell Bridge and went to the south side.”

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7. Charlotte would almost certainly have been accused of being “frigid” at some point.

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8. Mr. Big would greet people by saying, “Howya, kid?”

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9. Aidan’s furniture would be stocked in some trendy/expensive shop in Powerscourt Centre and he’d shite on constantly about craft beer.

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10. Steve and Miranda would meet in Hogan’s while Steve was working behind the bar.

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11. Charlotte would try to get the ride during Dublin Tall Ships.

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12. Carrie would go to The Galway Races once a year wearing an absurd fascinator.

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13. Miranda would know exactly who this is.

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14. She’d make a really big deal about what an inconvenience it is to live in Drumcondra.

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15. Carrie would date a member of Dublin City Council for a while. (And she would later sabotage his efforts to become Lord Mayor via her column in The Herald.)

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16. 37 Dawson Street would be their regular.

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17. Carrie would accidentally get drunk before an appearance on Xposé and text all the girls to be like, “Shite, I’m drunk at Xposé.”

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18. And she would snot herself while taking part in a charity fashion show…

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And Rosanna Davison would step right over her on the runway.

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19. And finally, people would constantly be telling Carrie to cop on to herself.

We’d never listen to this nonsense.

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