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Let us fix that for you: Woman dares to go to the shops while not looking as preened and immaculate as Kate Middleton.
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Let us fix that for you: The First Minister of Scotland and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom both wear shoes and this is noteworthy for some reason.
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Let us fix that for you: Saudi Arabian woman makes history, but let’s undermine her accomplishments by inexplicably pointing out the ‘sliver of flesh’ on display.
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Let us fix that for you: Corey Cogdell, who happens to be married to a Chicago Bears lineman, wins her second Olympic bronze medal.
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Let us fix that for you: UNHCR Special Envoy visits Syrian refugee camp, so yeah, we’re not going to mention her clothes
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Let us fix that for you: Woman just gave birth to a goddamn child and is therefore allowed to wear whatever the hell she wants without us casting judgment
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Let us fix that for you: Yes, we’re going to be passive aggressive and suggest a *cancer patient* looks “tired”
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Let us fix that for you: Former Secretary of State doesn’t smile while defending herself in high-profile Congressional hearing and therefore must be humourless tyrant at home
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Let us fix that for you: Woman wears dress to important children’s charity ball
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Let us fix that for you: One of the most successful 26-year-olds alive is making the most of being young and dating loads of famous rides (*nail emoji*) but let’s shame her for not being married with three children, eh?
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