SOMETIMES, WE FEEL like our shops are taking the piss out of us.
1. This Chinese’s name is predicting your future
2. Sure look, you’re a gobshite if you want to get in
3. Please read instructions before reading the sign
4. That time they sold this breakfast cereal for thirteen whips
5. Sure they’d sell you any old shite
You’d still buy it, admit it.
6. While providing absolutely no deals
7. Except free parking
8. Their products are sometimes questionable
9. Listen, nobody reads the small print
10. Don’t say you weren’t warned
11. When Supervalu Blackrock turned their sausages green for St Patrick’s Day, they were taking the piss
12. Enough with the bargains, you’re spoiling us!
14. And what do we do with the thongs?
15. This Lidl offer is right up your street
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.
16. When Centra started selling hang sandwiches
They were definitely taking the piss.
17. Just like Lidl’s false promises
18. And finally, when Lidl sold this card because it knows all about your love life
TAKING. THE. PISS.
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