OF ALL THE things that have happened during the referendum, the nation deciding that they fancy our health minister is a new one for all of us.
I mean it was anyone's guess what we'd all be tweeting about after the 8th was repealed but I just wasn't expecting tweets about riding the minister for health
— Adam good week to repeal the 8th (@RummHammm) May 27, 2018
There’s no doubt that as we all get back to normal, normal service will resume and we’ll get back to wanting to fire nearly all politicians into the sun. So in a last hurrah, take our quiz and find out which Simon Harris is your boyfriend?
Pick an eyeroll.
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Which TD would you most like to be mates with?
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Clare Daly
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Kate O'Connell
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Bríd Smith
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Ruth Coppinger
If you went out for drinks, what would be your drink of choice?
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Wine
Cocktails
Gin
Vodka
Pick a song that you would want blaring on a date.
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Mr Brightside - The Killers
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Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
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Judas - Lady Gaga
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1000 Miles - Vanessa Carlton
Do you understand the nation's newfound lust for Simon Harris?
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Yes absolutely, he's deadly
Not at all, he's just the Minister for Health
Kind of?
What on earth is going on?
Who do you think we as a nation should lust after next?
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Brian Dobson
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Francis Brennan
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Pat Kenny
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Ray D'arcy
And finally just pick a photo of Simon Harris.
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Easy Going Simon
Here we have Simon with his top button undone and his sleeves rolled up, a casual Simon if you will. He's carefree and relaxed and will buy you an ice cream without you asking but he will check if you're lactose intolerant or a vegan and adjust accordingly. What a gentlemen.
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Serious Simon
Here we have Simon not taking anyone's bullshit while simultaneously coming up with a good put down. He knows when to work and when to undo the top button. He won't mess you around.
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Side Eye Simon
Did your last boyfriend cheat on you? Did your friend not support you when they should have? Side Eye Simon is here to fix that as well as side eye them so hard that they will never cross you again.
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Cheesy Simon
Here we have our health minister who is very invested in Irish produce, particularly cheese. This Simon will make sure you eat your 5 fruit and veg a day as well as getting you all the cheese you have ever wanted. The best of both worlds.
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