SO, IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY.
If you’re in a relationship shouldn’t you be sharing a piece of cheesecake/watching a romantic film/feeling each other up right now?
If you’re single, we’re right here for you.
Sure, you can waste your time feeling bitter and alone…
Or you can (and should) embrace the single life.
Here’s why:
1. Dolla dolla bills
Think of all the money you’re saving by being single.
You don’t have to waste your cash on poxy cufflinks or flowers or hotel rooms or overpriced dinners.
So, Dry your eyes mate. WITH ALL YOUR BANKNOTES!
2. No more drama
If you go down among the Valentine’s Day couples this evening you will see at least a few having arguments, and maybe even a couple of break-ups.
They’ll be all:
And you’ll be all:
3. Netflix waits for nobody
Boring couples are always harping on how they “can’t” watch the last three episodes of Breaking Bad or start the new series of House of Cards because they “have to” wait for their other half to watch with them.
RUBBISH!
You have no such constraints on you. Watch to your heart’s content!
4. Lámh dropping and gob lobbing
Single? Well then the world is your oyster!
You can go around giving the glad eye to whoever you want, whenever you want.
5. Respawn
Even thought it’s a Friday night it is totally okay for you to be playing video games and wearing a tracksuit right now, because nobody is the boss of you.
6. Good company
Look at all of these sound out celebs who are also single this Valentine’s Day.
They know what they’re at.
Anna Kendrick
Michael Fassbender
Sandra Bullock
Benedict Cumberbatch
Mindy Kaling
Ryan Gosling
See? You’re in great company!
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