1. When it refused to accept our pronunciation of the word ‘three’
2. When it completely mangled the phrase “how now brown cow”
3. And “third”
4. When it didn’t know what the craic was
5. When it tried to set an alarm for ‘half sex’
6. When it disrespected Cork
7. And didn’t have the first clue about Irish proverbs
8. Again with the tree!
9. When it offered this profoundly useless answer to someone asking about emergency aid
10. “My name is Dear Blah”
11. When it refused to tell this Northern man how windy it was
12. Or how old Bruce Forsyth was.
13. Siri, you know he wasn’t asking about an “imperial point”
14. Okay, this is admittedly quite funny
15. And finally…
“CHANGE IT!” “Chien jet?”
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