1. Putting your feet flat on the ground after spending a night in heels
2. Finally being in a position to pick out a wedgie
3. Feeling the paracetamol kick in and your period cramps just melting away
4. Finding and loosening the strand of your ponytail that’s been way too tight
5. When your period comes along just as you were starting to wonder where it was
6. And you just so happen to have the necessary supplies in your bag
7. Giving your eyes a good rub, panicking, then remembering you have no eye makeup on
8. Sneezing just after you applied mascara, and finding your eye makeup still intact
9. Squeezing out of a pair of Spanx
10. Managing to wriggle out of a too-tight dress in a changing room, just when you thought you might have to ask for help
11. Taking off a pair of fabulous but heavy earrings
12. Unbuckling your belt/opening the top button of your jeans after a luxurious dinner
13. Getting out of a sweaty sports bra without dislocating a shoulder
14. Peeling off a pair of false eyelashes
15. Washing your hair for the first time after a haircut, and realising it will still look good
16. Taking your bra off the minute you get in the door of your house
17. And putting on your oldest, scruffiest, comfiest clothes. Heaven
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