THE THIRD INSTALLMENT of the new Channel 4 Great British Bake Off graced us with Bread Week last night – always one of the most anticipated evenings of the series.
But last night’s episode was ~different~ – thanks to contestant Julia and her idea for a showstopper.
She was going to make “The Snail Under a Mushroom” Bread Sculpture
But when it came out of the oven it seriously looked more like a penis than a snail
No matter how mature and serious you claim to be, there’s just no way that snail doesn’t look like a little bread penis.
Julia knew it as well.
“I’m making a snail. It just looks inappropriate”
Everyone watching at home called it instantly
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Ignore it? It’s all anyone was talking about.
It was an early contender for moment of the season
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He needs his own spin-off show
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It was then presented to the judges
Paul Hollywood broke down laughing, of course
Everyone did
The judges needed to settle themselves
All of them were loving every aspect of the snail in terms of texture, design and taste – but it’s only ever going to be remembered for that shape
TFW you made a bread penis on national television
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Ah, Penis Snail
Julia went on to win Star Baker on the night – in part down to the legendary Penis Snail and the plaudits it won from the judges.
Bow down to the Penis Snail – it knows all and sees all.
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