CONGRATS! THE MOST depressing week of the year is over. But how to celebrate? We feel that not moving a muscle is simply the best option.
The first week back at work has been too taxing
But you made it. You’re here. Now reward yourself with a good sit down.
It feels so good to be applying your pyjamas/comfiest tracksuit bottoms again
You thought you wouldn’t miss them after you shed them last Sunday, but you really, really do.
And if you close your eyes, it could almost be Christmas again
Don’t stop believing. Hold on to that feeling.
Another night of drinking would just be excessive
You have your detox to consider, anyway
“I can’t go out. The personal trainer I employed in a fit of January madness does not approve of any wine-related activities.”
You need to take down the Christmas decorations
*You’re definitely going to leave it until the exact moment you should be going to bed on Sunday night. But ssshh.
Payday is so, so far away
Go out tonight, and it’ll be beans for dinner from now until the last week in January. And nobody wants that.
And it’s turned awful cold
Best not go outside.
Besides, you really need to finish Making A Murderer
Everyone at work is dying to chat about it, but you are holding them back.
With that in mind, it is your civic duty to stay in tonight
You’re doing yourself and your country proud.
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