STEVEN SEAGAL IS better than you. You should just accept it.

What, you still think Steven Seagal isn’t better than you?

He is WAY better than you. Here’s why:

1. He’s been shot, but whatever

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And he’s ALWAYS armed. You heard that, right?

2. He runs like a girl and doesn’t care

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3. He understands fashion

This is him at the VH1 Fashion Awards. (Anthony Harvey/PA Archive/Press Association Images)

4. Jean-Claude Van Damme isn’t even on his radar

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5. He’s won awards

And accepted them with dignity. (MERGEN BEMBINOV/AP/Press Association Images)

6. He rocks out on the guitar

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7. He borrowed Bono’s glasses, and never gave them back

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What, you think Bono’s going to ask for them?

8. There’s a trumpet fanfare when he kicks people

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9. He literally enforces the law

Seagal is an actual officer in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. With full powers to arrest anyone that hijacks a nuclear submarine, or, you know, parks illegally.

He also beats up his fellow officers, according to this clip from his reality show Steven Seagal: Lawman.

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10. I mean, COME ON

What a guy. (Misha Japaridze/AP/Press Association Images)

He’s better than you.