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It’s sweaty, my employees hate it, and I don’t like it. It’s just not a great thing to experience when you’re at work.
But using a bra as a pocket is seriously handy! Let us explain why.
We know people think it’s disgusting
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Really. People are quite vocal about it.
But a lot of women’s clothes do not have pockets
This isn’t our fault. We have to make do with our own, natural pockets. Look at Ariana Grande here, pulling an acceptance speech from the depths of her strapless gown:
No hands? No pockets? Stick it in your bra! It’ll look after everything for you. Like this gal, multitasking by using her phone torch while it’s stuffed in the bra. Ingenious.
Just like you wouldn’t relish accepting a moist tenner that’s been in someone’s fist for an hour, so too should you not expect people to accept your warm boob money. Try to keep it in your purse.
So store away, ladies, store away
I've lost the reasonable sense of shame of storing things in my bra. Like I got shit to do. I can't be worried about my lack of pockets.
Monday 25 November, 2024
Monday 25 November, 2024
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8 reasons why your bra is the perfect place to store your stuff
IF YOU’RE A LADY, you’ve probably stored something in your bra, even just for a minute.
An Australian café recently launched a crusade against this - owner Corey Weekes says they will not accept any cash that comes from an undergarment.
He told Mashable Australia:
But using a bra as a pocket is seriously handy! Let us explain why.
We know people think it’s disgusting
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
Really. People are quite vocal about it.
But a lot of women’s clothes do not have pockets
This isn’t our fault. We have to make do with our own, natural pockets. Look at Ariana Grande here, pulling an acceptance speech from the depths of her strapless gown:
What would she have done without the boob pocket? Exactly.
No one can pickpocket a bra
Not without you noticing and taking action, anyway.
And the likelihood of things falling out are slim
It’s locked up tight in there.
And it’s not particularly uncomfortable when you’ve arranged it right
A lot of the time, you forget you even put anything there (which makes for a lovely surprise when you take your bra off).
Sometimes you actually have no choice
No hands? No pockets? Stick it in your bra! It’ll look after everything for you. Like this gal, multitasking by using her phone torch while it’s stuffed in the bra. Ingenious.
But, BUT – you should draw the line at paper money
Just like you wouldn’t relish accepting a moist tenner that’s been in someone’s fist for an hour, so too should you not expect people to accept your warm boob money. Try to keep it in your purse.
So store away, ladies, store away
Don’t let the boob pocket haterz get you down.
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