PEOPLE SELLING CARS have a bit of a reputation for talking rubbish, so it’s a relief to come across an ad which tells it like it is.

This ad, currently on DoneDeal and spotted by the Internet detectives on Reddit Ireland, speaks some beautiful truths.

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The car’s owner, from Cork, doesn’t mince his words.

She’s in great running order but ‘The Man’ says I need some paperwork to put her on the road.She needs a bit of love to get her through the DOE but I may as well be looking at a cow’s arse as trying to fix her myself and I haven’t a notion of paying a mechanic to do it.The last owner stuck four alloys off a Landrover on it for some mad reason, suppose he though it would make her go faster or something. I don’t get it myself, each to their own I suppose.

The inside in the back is painted with anti-bacterial paint (whatever that is). Handy if you want to convert it to an ambulance or transport organs.

Anyway give me a shout. Make some kind of offer but don’t take the piss. I’m saving up for an iPad with all the bells and whistles so could do with a few quid. The nephew had one, they’re some job in fairness.

If you’re planning on making an offer though, you’d  better be prepared.

Offers accepted but Jaysus lads ye better be standing in front of me with a big wad of cash when ye do it.

Super work.

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