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Have you named your naughty bits on Twitter?

Everyone else has.

THE WORLD OF Twitter trends grew a little larger yesterday, when two magical ones were added to the pile.

Around the world, people named their private parts after things as #NameYourPenisAfterAMovie and #NameYourVaginaAfterASong trended. Weird.

So what did people go for? Well, let’s look at the men first.

Some were proud:

Some were more… hopeful:

Some were honest:

Some were sort of poignant:

And some were, frankly, baffling:

Now, to the women…

Some were frank:

Some were optimistic:

Some were anatomical:

Some were puzzling:

And some were, frankly, inspired:

(That’s a song from Monster’s Inc)

Um, feel free to contribute to this ongoing debate in the comments…

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