DID YOU HEAR a strange noise recently?
Well, that was probably the sound of reality’s fabric being violently torn asunder, because you can now buy Superquinn sausages in CENTRA.
Here’s the evidence, purchased in a Drumcondra outlet earlier today:
Is your mind blown? Us too.
What’s more, this is no one-off.
There they are, right on the Centra website, bold as brass:
This may all be part of a masterplan. Centra are owned by Musgraves, the parent company of SuperValu (which all Superquinn stores have now turned into).
On further investigation, it seems that this brain-melting state of affairs may have been going on under our very noses for some time.
Centra have announced it on their website, explaining:
You will have heard all about it now why not give it a try, the Superquinn award winning sausage is now available instore.
In fact, you can even buy your Superquinn sausages ready-cooked in a Centra bun.
A little Twitter searching reveals that this may have been going on since as far back as December:
We don’t know how to feel.
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