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7 essential stock phrases to deploy with any Irish taxi driver

What time are you on till?

1. “So, what time are you on till?”

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The go-to icebreaker for all Irish people in a taxi.

The possibility for follow-up questions is endless: What time did you start at? Do you work every day? What are weekends like? 

It’s also just GOOD MANNERS.

2. “What do you think of the Hailo app yourself?”

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Cue a five-minute discussion on how handy it is.

3.  ”Some weather we’re having”

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Can be used whether it’s lashing rain, gloriously sunny or just grand.

“Some weather we’re having.”

4. “What do you make of Roy Keane?”

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Obviously best employed when Roy Keane is in the news, but can be used at any time really.

Warning: bring up Saipan at your own risk.

5. “What used to be in there?”

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To be said wistfully about any pub, shop or restaurant that appears to be closed or in the midst of renovation.

6. “Is it busy around tonight?”

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An old reliable that never fails.

7. “What are you doing, man?”

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To be said righteously about any driver doing anything remotely cheeky/driving with a broken light/failing to indicate. If you and the taxi driver don’t bond after this, there may be no hope.

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