EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#HAYLOR: Do Taylor Swift and Harry Styles have a sex tape? Well, we’ve no idea. But they HAVE been caught in one of the internet’s ever-present sex tape scams, whereby unsuspecting smut-seekers are promised the sight of naked celebrities to fill the void in their empty hearts.

Hapless nimrods around the world clicked on this message:

The famous singer Taylor Swift had her iPhone hacked Monday and a sex tape between her and former boyfriend Harry Styles has been leaked on the Internet. Taylor’s publicists are trying to take down all of the websites hosting it, but we found a working one! Watch the video before it’s taken down!

… only to be directed to a site collecting their personal details for future spamming. And no videos of Haylor in the nip. (Inquisitr)

Do you want to see these photos of Harry with a stripper instead? Go on then. (Gossip Cop)

#BUMGATE: In further celeb-anatomy news, it’s emerged that David Beckham probably used a bum double for that video showing him rushing around in his keks. A bum double!

Super sleuths (aka people with way too much time on their hands) spotted that Becks’ trademark tattoos…

… seem to have disappoared from his right arm in this shot:

And also, you can see a topless lad lurking around behind our David in some of the publicity photos. (Mirror)

Frankly, with Beckham’s arse gone, we now have nothing left to believe in.

#KIMYE: Kanye West is trying to erase his fashion mistakes from the internet. He’s demanded that every image of him sporting a leather skirt on stage like a girl be removed from photo agency Getty’s online archive. (The Sun)

Is it this leather skirt you mean, Ye? Is it? Well, we can see your point then.

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You’ll be glad to know that this is not evidence of a new, restrained aesthetic in the Kanye/Kim Kardashian household. She’s still got gold rings with his initials on them. Standard.

Thanks for the caption, Kim. You’ve done our jobs for us. (Instagram)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Michelle Williams says she’s not morto for herself after the Destiny’s Child appearance. Poor Michelle. (Celebuzz)
• Those Whitney Houston waxworks you ordered have arrived. (Too Fab)
• Ed Sheeran definitely, definitely isn’t writing a song for Justin Bieber. (The Sun)
• Kerry Katona fondly remembers her boobs of yore. (Mail Online)
• Want to look round Will Ferrell’s gaff in New York? Of course you do. (Architectural Digest)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Look at Calum Best with this George Best lookalike>