IF YOU HAVEN’T been to Teddy’s before a walk down Dún Laoghaire pier, you’re simply not a true Dub.
You’re also INSANE, because it’s universally known that Teddy’s is the finest ice cream in the land. They should achieve protected status, here’s why:
1. Their 99 is basically perfection
Have you ever seen something so perfect?
2. The sprinkles are sourced from unicorns and rainbows, so we hear
3. It is literally the only time that queueing is worth it
4. Their syrup makes grown men weep
5. While we don’t encourage you to mess with perfection, you can’t go wrong with a few marshmallows
It’s like EATING A CLOUD.
6. Teddy’s you are beautiful
TFW an ice cream is prettier than you.
7. Whether you get a cone or a scoop, you know it’s Teddy’s
8. They literally bring families and friends together
9. It’s the damn HOME OF THE 99
Take your imposters elsewhere.
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