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FIRST QUESTION: Why were they playing with a gun? Second question: WHY were they playing with a gun?

WINK News reports that a Florida teenager was rushed to hospital after being accidentally shot in the penis by his friend while they were playing with a gun.

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The 911 call goes like this:

911: What kind of gun did you shoot yourself with?
Teen: I don’t know. Just please come get me, please, I’m bleeding out, please.
911: Where were you shot at?
Teen: My arm and I think my penis.

Kid, you know it was your penis.

The boy initially tried to cover up for his friend, but the truth eventually came out and the pal was arrested for obstruction of justice. The police report does not say where the teens found the gun.

The teen is now out of hospital and on the mend. And probably never even going to look a gun again.

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