1. Impulse

Under no circumstances should you spray this under your arms. It’s sole function is, as body mist, is to mist your body.

2. … So?

Becuase nothing screams “rebellion!” like a perfume named after backchat you’d give your mam.

3. Lynx Africa

The true scent of a man.

4. Kopparberg

Bushing: Summer Edition.

5. Blue WKD

Reminds you of the days when mixing your drink with actual drink seemed so very, very reasonable.

6. Any of Britney Spears’ perfumes

Curious, Fantasy, Believe, Radiance … Douse yourself in it and pretend like you’re the lead character in a Jacqueline Wilson novel.

7. Grass

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From your GAA kit, to the field you were drinking in … It’s all the one.

8. Hairspray

From spraying your full face of makeup so that it would stay in place all day.

Global warming? Forget about it! Inhaling literal liquid plastic? Ideal!

9. Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs

You wouldn’t be caught dead going to a disco without a few hundred layers of this on.

10. Elizabeth Arden Flawless Finish cream foundation

Smearing it on with shitey sponge it came with, desperately trying to avoid your white collar before school.

11. Joop! Homme

The reason why you can’t distinguish between any of your childhood sweethearts because they literally all smelled like this.

12. Fat Frog

The official I Robbed This Off My Older Sister And I Have No Idea What Percentage It Is But I’m Going To Pretend To Get Wrecked Off It Anyway drink.

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