THE CLOCK STRIKES ten and the networks get blocked… All because of these.
1. The mam text
This one will come at 12.00am on the DOT, like she wrote it beforehand and waited until the countdown to send it to you <3
2. The aunt text
This one will come at about 10pm tonight, with apologies for being so early. It’s because the NETWORKS MIGHT BE JAMMED, even though that hasn’t happened this millennium.
3. The lazy text
Be assured this has been sent to you and about 10 other people. This person cares about you, but not much. A “same to you” reply will suffice.
4. The group invite
While the previous text at least tried to hide the fact that they’re streamlining their New Year texts, this pal created an annoying Whatsapp group that you have to politely reply to and leave. Cheers, but no.
5. The photo
Usually sent by an older relative, some sort of meme found on Facebook that will make you tear up a little despite yourself.
6. The ex text
This one won’t come until about 3am, and will be from your lonely ex of about 2 years, fishing for a shift after they failed to get one at midnight. BYE.
7. The who-the-f*ck-is-this text
Happy New Year friends!
Who’s dis, new phone
- you
8. The totes emotional bff text
It’s OTT and full of drunken slurs, but you love it.
9. The copy paste text
This was DEFINITELY sent to them at some stage and they thought it sounded nice. It’s the thought that counts.
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