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The Chainsmokers are one of the biggest acts in the world at the moment with their song Closer dominating the charts all over the world. But who are The Chainsmokers, really?

That’s what Billboard Magazine sought to find out when they put the dance act on their cover. And let’s just say that they they didn’t hold back.

Here’s what they had to say about women.

Even before success, p**sy was number one. Like, ‘Why am I trying to make all this money?’ I wanted to hook up with hotter girls. I had to date a model … We’re just frat bro dudes, you know what I mean? Loving ladies and stuff.

They loooove pounding beers and being big lads.

You’ll never see us getting carried out of a club. We’re way too good at drinking.

But the most, er, revealing moment of all came when they were asked about this rather gross quote on their website.

17.34 combined inches… think about it..

Their explanation?

Oh, that’s our penises combined … tip to tip.

Oh great. Terrific. (E!)

Last night, Calvin Harris released his new single My Way and many are interpreting it as a swipe at Taylor Swift.

In the song, Harris sings:

You were the one thing in my way

Why wait to say, at least I did it my way? Lie awake two faced, but in my heart I understand

I made my move and it was all about you. I feel so far removed. You are the one thing in my way

Hmm.

For what it’s worth, the song is kind of a bop. (3AM)

Yesterday was Kim Kardashian’s assistant Stephanie Sheppard’s birthday. So how did Kim wih her a happy birthday? By ripping the piss out of her and posting loads of (sarcastically) selfish tweets.

“Love this pic of us!”

“Thanks for always having my back!”

“You’re so responsible!”

Anyone else think Kim might be a really fun boss?

And the rest of the day’s filth…

• Lena Dunham showed off her endometriosis scars in a bikini selfie. (Page Six)
• Lucy Kennedy said she was embarrassed to discover she was expecting at 39. (Goss.ie)
• Shailene Woodley wants to write a book teaching girls how to masturbate. Okay!(Page Six)
• Audrina Patridge gave birth to the dulcet tones of Train’s Hey Soul Sister, can you even imagine? (People)
• Orlando Bloom has taken his Instagram off private, yasss. (Instagram)

Yesterday’s Dredge: A very pregnant Olivia Wilde shamed subway riders for not offering her a seat >

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