EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom. Here’s The Dredge.

As if being cheated on wasn’t bad enough, the hairdresser Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl with has written her an OPEN LETTER to the singer to apologise. (Holy Moly)

What’s wrong with an email? Or the privacy of an envelope?

But no, Aimee Walton felt the need to reveal to Cheryl (and the world) that she took two pregnancy tests after her night of passion with Ashley, and feared for a time that she might be with child. (The Mirror)

Aimee decided to come clean after reading Cheryl’s autobiography, which presumably doesn’t paint Ashley or his love conquests in the best light. Luckily, Cheryl’s concerns are elsewhere this week, with the highly anticipated return of Girls Aloud. And if she has a Burn Book, Aimee’s letter is going straight into it.

The Words

Bright lights: Irish model Rozanna Purcell has said she would love to head to Hollywood for a TV career. She can bring her ‘Ultimate Debutante’ and ‘Celebrity Bainisteoir’ showreels with her. (Irish Independent)

Is there a part for Roz in Pirates of the Caribbean? (Photocall Ireland)

Calendar Girls: It’s that time of year again. The Ryanair Calendar is out and the cabin crew are once more pictured in their smalls for the sake of charity… this time round it’s the Polish charity the TVN Foundation.

Jealous much? Kanye West saw red after he and his lady Kim Kardashian bumped into her ex Reggie Bush outside a restaurant. When a photographer asked West if he’d congratulated Bush on the news that his girlfriend is pregnant, Kanye went for her, grabbing her camera and generally getting in a strop. (Radar Online)

Kanye would NEVER let Reggie finish. Ever. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)

The Dirt

Reunited lovers Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are planning on moving to Cornwall in England, apparently. (The Irish Sun)

Evan Rachel Wood (she used to be Marilyn Manson‘s ladyfriend) and Jamie Bell (Billy Elliot) are tying the knot. (Radar Online)

Bubba the Love Sponge says that Hulk Hogan knew he was being taped having sex. Hulk Hogan, having sex. That image will never leave us. Ever. (NY Daily News)

Kelly Brook is preparing to go fully nude, for a week. (The Mirror)

The Barrel Scraper

The Bridesmaids star is pure class. Get her some Senokot. (Perez Hilton)