EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#OH NO SHE DI-HAAAANT Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber’s ex and star of the new movie Spring Breakers, has made a show of him on telly in a way that made us squirm in our seats in a mixture of delight and shame.

Appearing on Letterman to promote the film, the chat show host asked her about her single status and told Gomez that the last time Justin Bieber was on his show he made him cry.

She delivered a stunning sting in the tail:

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#SWANKS ALOUD It looks like Girls Aloud got a private plane out of Dublin after their gig in the O2 on Saturday night.

Both Cheryl and Nicola tweeted pictures of the girls eating crisps while packed onto a tiny plane, London bound.

They had cancelled their Sunday night show in Dublin because of logistical problems with their tour gear.

Look how shiny and fragrant they look. No smell of plane farts off Girls Aloud, that’s for sure:

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#DENIS RODMAN IN THE MIRROR Denis Rodman has revealed that he danced to Michael Jackson with North Korea’s main man Kim Jong-un. (The Sun)

The former basketball player and Celebrity Big Brother contestant visited the country last month to film a documentary, and met with Lil Kim (as we like to call him) while he was there.

Rodman has told The Sun that Kim Jong-un listens to eighties music and watches American sports, and has no intention of bombing anyone.

Moments later they had an in-depth chat about North Korea’s human rights record* (Vice.com/TheScore.ie)

*They didn’t

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Bono visited Dave and Sam Cameron at 10 Downing Street yesterday. He didn’t even bring a bit of cake with him, the stinge-bag (Irish Sun)
• Lindsay Lohan is headed for rehab again after reaching a plea deal in her reckless driving case. Her dad also made a show of her outside the courthouse (CNN)
• Gossip singer Beth Ditto was arrested and charged after she had one two many and threw her shoes in the middle of the road outside a bar in Oregon. These kids… oh wait, she’s 32 (Daily Mail)
• Chuck Norris has shaved his beard off. Does this mean he’s more or less powerful? Gulp! (TMZ)
• People magazine has done a list of celebs who stayed celibate until after marriage. Obviously we read it. One of them is one of the Sister Sister twins (People)

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