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#OHMYGAWD: One Direction played a gig in LA on Wednesday, and predictably, there were some celebs in attendance.

There was only one man for our Niall Horan, though, who reportedly turned into an ‘excited fangirl’ when David Beckham appeared. (Mirror)

He later tweeted this photograph, with another excited message.

Yes, Niall is wearing a ‘crazy mofos’ t-shirt.

It is worth noting, however, that Niall uses exclamation marks to punctuate every sentence so they should not be used as an excitement barometer.

We know he’s excited because we can see it in his little eyes.

#LOVE SHINE A LIGHT: Justin Bieber just gets more and more charming by the day.

Oh wait, no actually, what we meant is the opposite of that.  Justin Bieber just gets less and less charming by the day.

We’re upset too, Justin. Instagram/JustinBieber

The latest reports indicate that his new method of connecting with the laydeez is to shine a torch on them in a nightclub, therefore identifying who he wants brought to him. (Mirror)

He shines it around so girls look up and then if he likes the look of them he leaves the light on them. His minders and friends then know who he wants and go and ask if they want to join Justin in the VIP section of clubs and bars.

Apparently he employed this technique during a recent visit to Miami and it worked well for him, as two ‘sexy cocktail waitresses’  accompanied him home.

You stay classy, Justin Bieber.

GO NUTS FOR CRONUTS: As you know, we had a very difficult phase a couple of months ago when we were obsessed with cronuts.

It was difficult for all of us, but we’re past it now and we’re really proud of the progress we’ve made.

One person, who is apparently still in the throngs of that obsession is Heidi Klum.

Not only is she flying a box of pastries across a large country, she has them seatbelted!

It’s a bit much isn’t it?

Oh who are we kidding, we’ve totally flown boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts home from the UK with us.

Fly on, Heidi!

YOU BETTER BE-WEAVE IT: There was some speculation yesterday that Beyoncé’s short hair revelation wasn’t as dramatic as people thought. (Dlisted)

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Some people suggested that her hair may have already been quite short, and that the big hair we’re used to seeing was a wig or the result of some intense hairpieces.

Well, those people were wrong.  Beyoncé’s hairstylist has spoken about the decision to chop it off, and apparently, the hair was all B’s own.

I got a little teary eyed! I’ve been working for her so long, she has this beautiful long hair and it’s hard to grow hair out. I feel like it’s my hair, I work so much with her. I feel a little emotional but excited for her too. Maybe I’ll cut my hair off now. Short hair, don’t care! She had great, thick long hair, which she cut off because she’s ready to make a statement. It’s a great [one] to make: I’m beautiful, sexy, bold and I can do it all.

Cue instense tears from anyone who is in the middle of growing out a short hairstyle in the hope of someday having ‘great, thick long hair’.  She has no idea, guys.

Emma Watson knows though.  Oh she knows.

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Simon Cowell’s pregnant lady apparently posted secret messages about him on Facebook. (Mirror)
• In further cronut news, Emma Roberts was turned away from the bakery for trying to skip the queue.  Morto.  (Daily Mail)
• Kim Kardashian is afraid people are forgetting about her. (Daily Mail)
• The Sharknado sequel has a name.  Sharknado 2: The Second One. (EW)

Missed yesterday’s Dredge?  You’ll want to hear who’s been driving around Mullingar looking for Bressies and Niall Horan…>