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#RAGIN’: Russell Brand is in a rage with Tom Cruise because he didn’t try to recruit him to Scientology.

During filming of Rock of Ages, despite Russell giving him ample opportunities, Tom never made a single effort to tell him about the religion.

Speaking on Conan O’Brien‘s show, he said, ‘If there’s a cult that don’t want me, I want to know why!’

#SHE’LL BE THERE FOR YOU (MAYBE):  Jennifer Aniston spoke to Ellen about the rumoured Friends reunion.

She didn’t deny it outright, but implied that she knew nothing about it, and swiftly blamed Matthew Perry which successfully changed the subject.

Suspicious behaviour if you ask us.

YouTube/TheEllenShow

#K-LAW?: MTV have released a previously unaired sketch which features Rebel Wilson as Jennifer Lawrence‘s lesser known sister.

In a spoof of MTV’s show True Life, Rebel, or Katherine Lawrence, plays Jennifer’s ‘identical twin’, who’s obviously not at all jealous.

YouTube/betwy

Is it just us, or is that the most luminous Rebel Wilson has ever looked?

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Paris Jackson wants to karate chop Conrad Murray (The Sun)
• Justin Bieber tweeted a cartoon of himself naked in bed with a fan, his fans (predictably) lost it. (The Sun)
• Susan Sarandon says not legalising marijuana is racist (Daily Mail)
• Lena Dunham‘s dog is on Prozac (ONTD)
• The Malibu house of Pamela Anderson is for sale, there are photos. (Radar Online)

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