EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge digs through the celebrity dirt to bring you the best of it. Here’s The Dredge…

Cat Deeley’s only gone and got married….. to Patrick Kielty.

After giving families and friends just a couple of days notice the pair tied the knot in Rome in a church that “specialises in giving Irish people dream weddings close to the Vatican” (The Sun). Huh?

Cat’s not the only one who’s got the cream (groan, sorry), Holly Valance is also married. She wed “billionaire beau” Nick Candy in Beverly Hills at the weekend. (Daily Mail)

And it was strike three on the weddings front as Anne Hathaway married Adam Shulman in California (Perez Hilton has pictures of the frock), while Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill married his model missus Martha Peterson in Tennessee (NY Daily News).

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The Words

Brunette: Ronan Keating’s ex has died her hair brown and got herself a new boyfriend. Yvonne Keating met John Conroy on the set of The Sea in Co. Wexford. Her daughter Missy is starring alongside Ciaran Hinds in the film. (Daily Mail)

“Baby can I hold you tonight?”. “NO!” (Zak Hussein/PA Wire/Press Association Images)

Assault: Lindsay Lohan said she wanted the book thrown at the guy who allegedly assaulted her in a hotel room at the weekend, but the charges have been dropped. Lohan claimed that Christian LaBella had been taking pictures of her and her pals, and when she confronted him, he went for her. (TMZ)

The wronged party… for once (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari, File)

Bieber Fever: Justin Bieber puked his ring up on stage in Arizona during the first show of his Believe tour. How long before the sick is for sale on eBay? (Huffington Post)

Milk was a bad choice.

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The Dirt

Christina (or Xtina, as we like to call her) Aguilera has told record executives to get off her back about her weight, telling them “you are working with a fat girl”. (RadarOnline) *Check out an update on this story in Tuesday’s Dredge.

Katy Perry is organising a divorce party to ‘celebrate’ her second wedding anniversary with Russell Brand. Something tells me Brand won’t be invited. (The Sun)

David Beckham and Rod Stewart are pals, apparently. (Daily Mail)

Arnold Schwarzenegger had confirmed that he had an affair with Brigitte Nielsen. For some reason, this news terrifies us. (Perez Hilton)

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The Barrel Scraper

We can’t decide if the name of TMZ’s section devoted to Whitney Houston’s daughter Bobbi Kristina is genius, or super-genius (TMZ)