EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

Megan Fox, having a think about leprechauns. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)

#POT OF GOLD: When she’s not doing bikini photoshoots, Megan Fox believes in leprechauns. And what’s more, she thinks you should believe in leprechauns too.

I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations. We should all believe in leprechauns.

Why? Because “humans are so disappointing”, she said. She also speaks in tongues, and thinks that ancient aliens are buried underneath Mexico. So now. (Esquire)

It’s okay, dude. Megan Fox believes in you. (Joseph Kaczmarek/AP)

#ROBSTEN: It’s all off between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Again. After reuniting following K-Stew’s clinch with married director Rupert Sanders – oddly enough, during the promotion of the new Twilight move – the pair have called it a day after what the Sun calls a “difficult festive period”.

He told her he wanted to “cool it off”, apparently. Because that’s how people talk. (The Sun)

They broke up because outfits like these could not exist in the same world as each other. (Matt Sayles/AP)

#KID KARDASHIANS: Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are going to breastfeed each other’s children. Because, why not? Kim told an interviewer:

[Kourtney] said, ‘Like one sister should babysit all the kids so I can go, and then whichever sister’s babysitting should just breastfeed all the kids.”

We’re right behind this. If their children are to rise up and conquer the earth to become our new rulers, then I for one welcome their efficient breastfeeding strategy. (Celebuzz)

Kourtney, Kim and Khloé. It’s not known if Khloé is also involved in the breastfeeding ring. (Suzan/EMPICS Entertainment)

#RITA ORA: Rita Ora wore this outfit to get on a plane. To. Get. On. A. Plane.

Steve Parsons/PA Wire

This was for the 12-hour flight from London to Bangkok. In all that sweaty leather. Whoever was beside her can’t have got a wink of sleep for the squeaking of her buttocks.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Taylor Swift wanted to hook up with Bradley Cooper, but got burned. (Radar)
• 5ive are getting back together, except there’s only 4our of them. (The Sun)
• Hey girl! Ryan Gosling loves a bit of knitting. (Vanity Fair)
• George Clooney had his balls ironed to get the wrinkles out. Maybe. (The Sun)
• John Travolta’s hair is one of the most bizarre things ever. (Celebslam)