EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#GOLDEN GLOBES: The stars of Hollywood got out their good dresses for the Golden Globes last night. (And they looked lovely.)

We’ve got the full list of awards here, but obviously the most important question is: Which celebrity got the drunkest?

Hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have an idea:

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We love you Glenn Close. For real. (She wasn’t drunk, she was PRETENDING.)

The whole affair was live-tweeted by Lindsay Lohan, of course. She’s a fan of legends such as Meryl Streep, who no1 should mess with.

Also Ben Affleck. So smart and classic. And is LiLo trying to rival Wesley Quirke in the hashtag stakes? #ninaginsberg

#BRIT BRIT: Britney Spears had quite the weekend. She formally split up with her fiancé Jason Trawick, quit the X Factor, is in talks for a $100million-a-year residency in Vegas, and looked after her dog which is “fighting for life”. (People, Hollywood Gossip, Radar)

We lay on the sofa and watched Breaking Bad. But that’s OK too, right?

Britney Spears, pictured shortly before buying and selling your sorry-ass life. (LuMar Jr./AFF/AFF/EMPICS Entertainment)

#BELTING IT OUT: It was Mel C out of the Spice Girls’ birthday at the weekend. So she headed straight for a karaoke bar with Emma Bunton. They belted out some Spice Girls hits, obviously. A source said:

As soon as Mel and Emma came in, they started rifling through the Spice Girls tracks on offer.

So, that’s totally not sad. Were they any good? We present this November performance from This Morning in evidence. (The Sun)

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#CRUISING FOR AN ALIEN BRUISING: Tom Cruise has reportedly signed a billion-year-contract with Scientology in the hopes of protecting humanity from aliens living in our bodies trying to destroy us.

So now. Doesn’t that feel better?

(New York Post)

“I’m gonna f*** you up, aliens.” (Lee Jin-man/AP/Press Association Images)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are having a trial wedding, but not a real wedding. They’ll have rings but “not on their wedding fingers”. (The Sun)
• Lady Gaga’s bottom busted right out of her pants. (Mirror)
• Niall Horan passed his driving test first time, the wee scrapper. (The Sun)
• Katie Price is engaged to her latest fella, whatsisname, after three weeks. (Mirror)
• Kate Middleton is hiring. (Radar)