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Tom, you look super, ser.  (YouTube screengrab/Hr H)

#TELL ME YOU LIKE MY HEATER SHANNON Tom Cruise spent around 90 minutes on the red carpet outside the Savoy Cinema in Dublin last night meeting fans, accepting gifts (a Roscommon jersey and a green teddy bear among them) and posing for pics.

He was out there such a long time that there was a member of his team given the task of following him around with a portable heater.

Tom, HAVE YOU NEVER  HEARD OF A COAT?

Sorry, that was the Irish mammy in me coming out.

Here’s another shot of the celebrity heater (YouTube screengrab/Hr H)

#GIVE US A SMILE Niall Horan from One Direction (and, more importantly, from Mullingar) got his braces off yesterday.

He’s been dealing with a mouth full of metal for more than a year but now now his gnashers are free to dazzle fans all over the world.

(Why are we not writing toothpaste ads? Colgate, get on this!)

Before and after (Niall Horan/Twitter)

Meanwhile Horan’s also been hanging around with Miley Cyrus and producer Mike Will in the studio. (Daily Mail/Twitter)

Maybe Miley and Niall are recording together and Miley will come to Mullingar and go to Supermacs? Hey. It could happen.

#MORE FROM MULLINGAR TD Luke Ming Flanagan has waded into the Bressie/drugs hoo-haa and congratulated the singer for calling for legalisation of cannabis.

Hitting out at the Irish Daily Mirror yesterday for publishing a front page story about him, Breslin responded with a blog post in which he said that his comments had been taken out of context.

Now the Mirror has asked Flanagan for his thoughts, and the TD has praised Bressie’s courage. On page 15.

Bressie has also shown that he can have a laugh at the whole thing:

We don’t know what you’re talking about Bressie…

Snigger

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Keira Knightley says she doesn’t want a big wedding to Klaxons‘ keyboardist James Righton. Whatever happened to Klaxons? (Daily Mail)
• Kim Kardashian is set to take the stand and come face to face with her ex Kris Humphries in her divorce trial in the next few days (TMZ)
• Meanwhile Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte has said he wants to be just like Kim K. Oh Ryan, you poor simple fool (Radar)
• Chris Brown has admitted to cheating on Rihanna. Such a charmer (Mirror)
• Justin Bieber has a pet monkey? Of course he does (People)

Missed yesterday’s Dredge and the open letter to Lindsay Lohan about her pregnancy? Here you go>