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6 things that are 'the new sideboob', according to the media

An important investigation.

Someone apparently not realising they're way behind the times. Source: LuMarPhoto/AFF/EMPICS Entertainment

TODAY, THE GUARDIAN brought us some important news. Ankles are the new sideboob.

With this in mind, we have launched a major investigation into everything that is “the new sideboob”.

1. Ankles

Source: Guardian

2. ‘Pelvage’

Source: Mail Online

3. ‘Side-butt’

Source: NYMag

4. ‘Vajacent’

5. ‘Underbuns’

Source: ComfyTownChronicles

6. ‘Sidebeard’

Source: Bustle

So now you know. #SidebeardFansForLife

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