AGONY AUNTS SECTIONS have always been a great source of entertainment for many of us. From affairs to problems at home, they are a reminder to us that life could always be that little bit worse.

Here are some of the wilder problems that have been shared with the internet in the last little while.

1. Fire is a great way to get someone’s attention

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The man in question justified coaching 4 nights a week by saying his wife cost him ‘a fortune in sports clothing’. How did buying his partner lots of yoga pants instead of cutting down on the coaching not solve this problem?

2. Accidentally discovering your boyfriend is a vampire

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Yes your boyfriend may have cheated on you but the bigger problem here is that he’s actually a vampire and you must leave immediately.

3. When keeping it in the family goes too far

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4. People have a lot of incest problems it seems

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The advice here is perfect because it’s literally ‘please go outside’.

5. Like a lot.

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6. Nothing is sexier then telling someone you’re dying

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We’ve all been there. You’re trying to chat someone up and they don’t seem very interested so instead of leaving them alone you tell you’re terminally ill and end up in a relationship with them. A very relatable problem.

I hoped that she would just forget about the illness thing and we could continue as though I had never said anything.

There are no words.

7. When your partner is trying to write the next ’50 Shades’

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Look rent is expensive and we all need to make money somehow. What better way to come to terms with this than writing an erotic novel about it?

8. When your affair starts over a loss of limbs

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This woman met a man whose wife’s arm was amputated which of course is the basis to any good affair.

9. We all deal with grief in strange ways

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‘How did you guys meet?’ ‘A funeral. I mean I was sad and my grandmother had just died but sure the sex was amazing’.

10. … very strange ways

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I suppose life could always be worse, you could be this guy.

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Or this guy.

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That’s enough internet for today.

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