SINITTA WILL NOT be joining Simon Cowell on The X-Factor this year for the infamous judges’ houses selection.

“That’s cold.”

The ‘So Macho’ singer will not be coming back to help Simon select a potential winner from his category, with rumours abound that it will be Cheryl joining him in a far-flung location.

Obviously, taking it very well, Sinitta said:

She needs to stay in her lane a little bit. I love you Chez but don’t even go there – not that I’m bothered.”

Frankly, Sinitta deserves better. She’s proven herself to be a worthy confidante, among other things.

In fact, she probably should have won the X-Factor herself.

1. … For this dress alone.

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She’s no WALLFLOWER anyway. Haha. Get it? Wallflower???

2. She loves Ireland – even going as far as saying that the Meteor Awards (R.I.P.) are more craic than the Brit Awards!

3. When she didn’t know how to work Twitter.

Sinitta is A Wholesome Meme.

4. The fact that she looks like this at 53 years of age.

Slayin’ the game.

6. Remember the time she did the Ice Bucket Challenge on a super yacht?

Of course Simon did the honours.

7. When she was doing a bush-tucker trial on I’m A Celeb and she was FREAKED.

Ant: “It’s alright, they’re just toads.”

Sinitta: *screams internally and externally*

8. When she rocked this dress MADE OF DOG FOOD.

What were you thinking Simon?! #Justice4Sinitta.

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