1. “This ATM can only dispense multiples of €50″
2. The ‘real time’ info on Dublin Bus
3. Someone not moving down the bus
4. Someone forcing you to move down the bus when you don’t want to
5. Someone sticking their hand out and waving for the bus to stop when the bus is already clearly stopping
6. Realising at 10.01pm that you forgot to go to the offie
7. When people who are not Irish call themselves Irish because their great great great grandaddy once ate a potato
8. When the Luas ticket machine doesn’t print out the ticket fast enough for you to get on the Luas
9. People who get 9 A1s in the Leaving Cert when you only need 600 points
10. When someone presses the button at the pedestrian crossing even though it’s already been pressed
11. “St Patty’s Day”
12. ”Tiny baaaaaybies”
13. People who pronounce Cahill as Kay-hill
14. People who pronounce Doherty as Dock-er-ty
15. Gallagher – Gall-agg-er
16. Calling buns ‘cupcakes’. They are buns
17. When someone has gone to the second layer of Afternoon Tea when the first layer isn’t finished
18. When someone nearby hangs up the phone with ‘byebyebyebye, bahbyebyebye, bahbye, byebyebye’
19. Bono
20. Glen Hansard
21. Ryan Tubridy
22. G**th Br**ks
23. Terminal 1
24. Verified by Visa
Any more? You know where to put them…
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