1. There’s nothing you hate more than wearing something that’s ~too tight~
Sucking in is not something you’re down with. Loose waistbands or get the hell out of here.
2. You’re of the opinion that shoes are oppressive and prefer instead to wear socks, slippers or slipper booties.
Anything that makes you feel like you’re walking on a cloud basically.
3. In fact, you’re a divil for fluffy socks.
You know that you’re too old for them, but you don’t give a shite. Fluffy socks for life.
4. You have an impressive collection of ‘bed t-shirts’
These are t-shirts that you wouldn’t be caught dead leaving the house in on account of the fact that they resemble those giant t-shirts that darts players wear. But you keep them anyway because they’re ‘good for bed’.
5. You own a onesie and you’re not ashamed
You don’t care if it makes you look like a giant overgrown toddler. You’re #teamonesie forever.
6. And you own a frankly excessive number of blankets
Throws, snuggies, mermaid blankets, shawls that double up as blankets — you’ve got ‘em all.
7. (Yes, you even have a work blanket.)
IT GETS CHILLY SOMETIMES, OKAY?
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8. You may or may not be guilty of robbing hoodies and not giving them back
Who, me?
9. You’re always the one that’s like, “Ah go on, will we put on the heating?”
You’re destined to become that granny whose house is always a bit too hot and you’re totally grand with it.
10. There’s nothing you love more than spooning a hot water bottle…
C’MERE TO ME, YOU LITTLE RIDE.
11. And you dream of one day owning an electric blanket
Even if it makes you sound like a geriatric.
12. You occasionally have to be told to take your coat off when indoors
“Take that coat off you. It’ll be no use to you when you go outside.”
OVER MY FREEZING COLD DEAD BODY.
13. And finally, you’re reasonably certain that you were a sloth in a past life
And you don’t give a shite.
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