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15 annoying things all Irish teachers have said
1. “I won’t be in the exam hall with you in June, lads.”
Said by many an exasperated teacher.
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2.”Pull up them socks.”
God help you if you were wearing a pair of fally-downy knee socks that day.
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3. “Tomorrow is the LAST day to bring back your sponsored walk cards.”
See also: the dreaded insurance money that you never brought back on time.
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4. “I have a very special job for someone.”
Special job = wheeling the television over from the utility closet.
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5. “Are you going to let the rest of the class in on the joke?”
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6. “You should have gone to the toilet in between classes.”
I DIDN’T NEED TO GO TO THEN.
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7. “There’s only 15 minutes left. You can wait until the end.”
NO, I REALLY NEED TO GO NOW.
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8. “Is it an emergency?”
Code for: “Are you actually going to wee yourself in my classroom?” (The correct answer is always yes. Even if you really just want to go for a stroll.)
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9. Don’t come in here tomorrow if you don’t have your exam papers.
One day later: “Fine, look in with Sean.”
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10. “Watch the news on TG4 — it’ll help you with your Irish aural!”
“I will, yeah.”
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11. “Stop packing up your bags, there are still 2 minutes left.”
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12. “NO RUNNING IN THE CORRIDOR!”
BUT I’M GOING TO BE LATE FOR CLASS IF I *DON’T* RUN.
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13. “Tuck your shirt in.”
Ugh, you’re such a SQUARE, Miss.
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14. “CIÚNAS!”
Whenever someone so much as coughed during a test.
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15. “Can I go to the toilet?” “I’m sure you can.”
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
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