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16 indisputable truths we learned from movies
MOVIE LOGIC is its own special thing, isn’t it?
1. On stormy nights, people always sleep with their windows open
And the curtains billowing.
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2. When speaking on the telephone, it is not necessary to say ‘hello’ or ‘goodbye’
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3. All computers, everywhere, make that ‘typewriter’ sound when letters appear
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4. Lipstick never, ever rubs off
No matter what you’re doing. Scuba diving? Grand.
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5. The primary role of mothers is to cook giant breakfasts every morning
But nobody ever has time to eat them.
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6. Everyone sleeps in well-lit rooms with a bluish tinge
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7. No shopping trip is complete unless there is a stick of French bread sticking out of your grocery bag
Photo via Shutterstock, h/t JoeK.com
8. Married women like to apply hand cream before bed
Usually while talking to their husbands.
Flickr/Kristen Bonardi Rapp, h/t SashaSpielberg/Twitter
9. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman, but only to waist level on the man lying beside her
Photo via Shutterstock, h/t owensworld.com
10. Hangovers last approximately 20 seconds
Or the exact time it takes you to leave the house, after being woken up by a phone call
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11. Nobody ever needs to use the toilet
The only exception to this is dads in the morning, when their teenage kids are in the bathroom.
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12. Don’t worry about your car not starting. It will, but only on the third try.
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13. However, cars are extremely dangerous vehicles rigged to explode as soon as they leave a road
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14. You can always park directly outside the building you’re visiting
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15. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris
Flickr/trixer, h/t owensworld.com
16. And nobody ever gets morning breath.
Flickr/Francesco Rachello, h/t I-Am-Bored.com
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