1. Using a filter specifically because it makes you look ‘cute’
The dog filter is the most common one, but any of them that enlarge the eyes and blur out the skin are abused too.
2. Hate-watching someone’s story
It’s a whole new way to annoy yourself!
3. Tapping through a story at lightning speed
“Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, DOG! CUTE! boring, boring, boring.”
4. Feeling bad about doing that to your mates’ stories, but doing it anyway
Some people are just better in real life.
5. Using the text bar to cover up your insecurities
Massive spot on your forehead? Stick the text bar on it. Quadruple chin? Stick the text bar on it.
6. Recording yourself lip syncing along to a song, watching it, then deleting it straight away
“Wow. So that’s what I look like when I try to be sassy.”
7. …But recording those videos and actually sending them when you’re drunk
Can’t see the video? Click here.
Oh, the Snap story of shame.
8. Refreshing and refreshing to check the ‘eyes’ on your story
“COME ON 20 EYES!”
9. Catching yourself in the front facing camera and thinking, “Dear god, who is that”
That’s not me, surely?
10. Losing track of time and realising you just spent 20 minutes watching stories
Snapchat: It’s a black hole.
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