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Tuesday 26 November, 2024
Tuesday 26 November, 2024
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16 problems everyone faces when sitting down to watch telly
YOU’RE SITTING IN front of the television, armed with the remote control.
And the nightly routine begins…
1. “Ah, settling down to watch the TV. I have over 100 channels, so there will almost certainly be something on.”
2. “I know I should watch Prime Time tonight, but I just can’t right now.”
3. “I can’t really just start watching The Walking Dead in the middle of the fifth series, can I?”
4. “I could watch this episode of Friends I’ve seen 18 times.”
5. “But I’ll resist.”
6. “Oh, something I want to watch. Amazing!”
7. “Damn, it’s nearly over. I’ll just switch over to +1.”
8. “BOLLOCKS, THAT *WAS* +1. WOE IS ME.”
9. “‘Society Scabs’. What’s this about? Oh, it’s a documentary about ‘people scabbing off society’”.
*sighs*
10. “Uh-oh, I’m already at the nature channels.”
11. “God, it’s nothing but Law & Order and reality shows about pawn shops from here on in.”
12. “Wow, there are so many ‘pawn’ puns. Pawn Stars, Hardcore Pawn, Pawn Crackers…”
13. “Seriously, who is Andre Rieu and why is he taking over my life?”
14. “Aaand I’ve reached the radio stations.”
15. “Why do I even own a television?”
16. “Oh well, time to go back to the start again.”
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