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1. Texted someone in another room to get you something

2. Gotten food delivered from a restaurant that’s just across the road

3. Propped a fresh toilet roll on top of the empty one because for some reason taking the roll off the yoke is just painful to you

4. Bought a whole load of groceries but eaten boiled eggs and toast for dinner because… cooking, no

5. Left it until the last possible minute to go for a wee cos you didn’t want to get out of bed

6. Kicked dirt under the fridge instead of sweeping it up

7. Read the Wikipedia page of a movie or TV show instead of watching it

8. Stayed in your pyjamas all day, had a shower, and changed into fresh pyjamas

9. ‘Unpacked’ a suitcase over a number of weeks by gradually rooting things out as you need them. Hey, the job was done, however slowly

10. Amassed a beautiful collection of glass bottles because you just ‘couldn’t find the time’ to go to the bottle bank

11. Bought some bits in Penneys and left them in the bag for about a month

12. Weighed up whether you ‘really’ needed a shower from the comfort of your bed, even though you knew you did

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13. Kept something you bought online but didn’t like because returning it just seemed like too much of a challenge

14. Left your laundry in the washing machine until it started to stink

15. Allowed a small library of parking tickets to live on the dashboard of your car

16. And a family of empty shampoo bottles to set up shop on the floor your shower. It’s hard being so glamorous :)

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