THIS MORNING, WE discovered that the shape of Toblerones have been changed – and nothing will ever be the same again.
Traumatic news, of course, but the jokes have been quality:
1. Like, piss taking about the new possibilities this presents
2. *rage intensifies*
3. People in the UK are convinced it’s Brexit-related
4. And are worried about the future
5. Don’t make the same mistake today, America
6. In a weird way, it sums up 2016
7. Fear for the future, people
8. Don’t mess with people’s Toblerone
9. Alan Partridge would be ashamed
10. Irish people are using this opportunity to talk about the real issues
11. Global announcement imminent
12. “Mmm, delicious Orkie”
13. Truth
14. On this day, we really do have our priorities right
15. It’s quite rightly dominating the news
16. Bow down to TBEOE
We will recover.
Make Toblerones Great Again.
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