WE LOVE YOU, Topshop, but you’ve taken some strange turns. Very strange.
1. These…hooves
‘Hairy Harry’. No.
2. This skirt-within-a-skirt situation
Skirtception!
3. This attempt at bringing the horrific skirt over trousers trend back
We’ll never do it, Topshop. Especially not double denim.
4. And this attempt at returning octopus trousers to their former glory
Some things are just better left alone.
5. These tracksuit bottoms that made us grab our hips in despair
*whispers to hips* We’d never subject you to those ruffles. We promise.
6. These jeans with knee windows
Entice the boys with a sexy flash of… knee.
7. And these ones with hip windows
Who decided this, how did it get past their supervisors, and why.
8. €390 for your nana’s jumper
9. This top made out of odds and ends
You can’t convince us that your shortage of materials is ~fashion~, Topshop.
10. “Oh hi! No you’re grand come in, I was just painting the front room.”
11. And finally, these
“Get well soon Seamus love Aoife.”
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