WE LOVE YOU, Topshop, but you’ve taken some strange turns. Very strange.

1. These…hooves

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‘Hairy Harry’. No.

2. This skirt-within-a-skirt situation

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Skirtception!

3. This attempt at bringing the horrific skirt over trousers trend back

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We’ll never do it, Topshop. Especially not double denim.

4. And this attempt at returning octopus trousers to their former glory

Some things are just better left alone.

5. These tracksuit bottoms that made us grab our hips in despair

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*whispers to hips* We’d never subject you to those ruffles. We promise.

6. These jeans with knee windows

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Entice the boys with a sexy flash of… knee.

7. And these ones with hip windows

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Who decided this, how did it get past their supervisors, and why.

8. €390 for your nana’s jumper

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9. This top made out of odds and ends

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You can’t convince us that your shortage of materials is ~fashion~, Topshop.

10. “Oh hi! No you’re grand come in, I was just painting the front room.”

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 11. And finally, these

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“Get well soon Seamus love Aoife.”

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