THIS WEEK, AMANDA Brunker found some time to herself.

Five minutes, to be exact.  Five minutes which she dedicated to the ‘orgasmic’ task of cleaning her ears out with a cotton bud.

Fair enough…

Blathnaid had a night out in The George

Good comeback

So Charlie Sheen is totally back to normal, is he?

Sure listen, if you haven’t climbed into a fride in a skimpy dress, you haven’t lived

Jedward continued they social media strategy of posting photos of them with famous people to cling on to some semblance of relevance

Lol indeed, Jessie J

Did you get that?  Listening to One Direction’s album is safer than a dangerous driving practice

So Miley Cyrus is a fan of The Smiths… read it and weep

Niall Horan changed his Twitter bio

Whatever would it be?

Oh.

Nicky Byrne’s got those jokes down pat!

Always good to have the Schof's approval

Steve Martin is a very considerate man

Okey dokey, Diddy!  You be whatever you want to be!

Victoria Beckham was reunited with her doll from the Viva Forever video

A word of wisdom, from Wyclef Jean

No one does, Alexa, no one does

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