Sunday 24 November, 2024

15 tweets that everyone in the throes of cold season will relate to

* Stuffs tissue up nose*.

IT’S COLD SEASON, and it seems that everyone in Ireland looks like this.

Gah.

1. It’s not a good look

Thanks, cold season. I just left the playground looking like the Michelin Man with all my kid's used tissues stuffed in my jacket pockets.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) September 26, 2016

Mommy Cusses / Twitter

2. OJ overdoses are very, very real

Orange juice to prevent this cold from getting worse and vodka because vodka
— cat lopez 🍒 (@vivelarivoluz) October 4, 2016

cat lópez / Twitter

3. At least you don’t have to WAIT SIX HOURS between glasses

The agony of the countdown to the next lemsip.
— Ericka (@Yeet4Me) February 9, 2015

Fetty Davis / Twitter

4. The whole world feels dirty

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5. And sleep is but a dream

sleeping with tissues stuffed up my nose
plz
let
this
end
soon
— dodie is a hot mess (@doddleoddle) September 26, 2016

do(die) / Twitter

6. You become THAT person

GUYS. The secretary of my advisor literally just kicked me out of the office to sit in the hallway & wait becuz she heard my sniffling ?!??
— Kierstyn Hisler (@kierstynhisler) October 4, 2016

kierstyn hisler / Twitter

7. Fun and joy is nothing but a memory

October got me like:
Vicks
Steaming
Burning oils
All of the water
2 lemsip tablets
3 vitamin C tablets
1 wing
1 prayer
— Caroline Kay (@CarolineKay117) October 4, 2016

Caroline Kay / Twitter

8. You’ve replaced Sudocrem face with Vicks face

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9. And you’re acting suspicious at every turn

Sniffing my Vicks nose thing and the taxi driver keeps looking at me as if I'm doing a fat bump of the finest
— Cal Hindle (@CallumHindlee) June 20, 2016

Callum / Twitter

10. Despite feeling like you’ve aged about 100 years

It's my birthday and I'm having a hot whiskey to clear my head cold why am I literally 83 years old pic.twitter.com/ryEjNs58Bc
— just morto (@DylanTeeBH) September 19, 2016

Dylan / Twitter

11. Even your mam turns against you

My mam is killing me for using all the toilet paper on my nose, not my fault I have a cold and my nose is like Niagara Falls ✋😂
— Kate (@KateOLoughlinx) September 9, 2014

Kate O'Loughlin / Twitter

12. GOD WHY IS LIFE SO HARD

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13. You’ll never be healthy again

Hows your morning going?....oh mine? I just shot a chunk of mucus out of my nose, the size of a tea bag. Lucky me, right? (X_X)
— "It's Me" (@JustFDW) January 21, 2016

Fletcher Nostradmus / Twitter

14. Well, you win this one, cold

I'm starting a new band called Orange Juice Abuse. You can join only if you have a cold 90% of the time and own your own clarinet.
— glendon (@bangolack) September 22, 2016

Glendon / Twitter