IT’S WET, IT’S windy. Don’t forget the brolly, some might say. Ignore them.
This is what a standard umbrella in Ireland looks like
That’s when it even has fabric
You know where umbrellas in Ireland end up? The bin
This isn’t a building sign, it’s an umbrella watch sign
The only thing they can be used for is hitting fellow pedestrians out of the way or poking them in the eye
Slotting them into the bin has almost become an art
Like a big game of Tetris.
Basically, umbrellas are not meant for this land
BYE.
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