WE WOULDN’T NORMALLY do this to you this early in the morning, but if you’re having difficulty trying to figure out who to vote for in the Presidential election, the indefatigable Corrigan Brothers have it all figured out.
You can listen to their new ditty, the Presidency Song, here.
Or if you are in a public place without your earphones, this is the general gist:
Na na na na na na naNa na na na na na nee
Seven for the Presidency
What a game that they play
Mary Davis poster hey now
I just dunno what to say now
It’s like an ad for Special K now
Put the airbrush kit away
Young McGuinness met Mandela
When he meets the Queen he’ll tell her
He might meet Charlie and Camilla
Goes to show we’ve all moved on.
Davy Norris may be better Davy Norris may be better
Likes to write the odd old letter
Time to put that pen away.
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na nee
Seven for the Presidency
What a game that they play
Gallagher the Dragon, he
Had a Fianna Fáil pedigree
Let’s erase it from our memory
That was all in the past.
Dana loves the Constitution
All kinds of everything inclusion
Bet your boots she’ll put the boot in
If she’s not happy with the in-laws
Mitchell’s not like any other
A bit like Dracula’s young brother
He scuppered Cox, made Kenny schudder
But he loves the workin’ man.
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na nee
Seven for the Presidency
What a game that they play
Michael D just sits politely
In the background nice and quietly
He’s transfer-friendly or he might be
We’ll just have to wait and see.
Na na na na na na na
Na na na ….
(You get the idea – Ed.)
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