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15 people expose the horrors they've seen at the urinal

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People using iPads

I just witnessed a man using an iPad mini during his visit to the urinal. Uhh …
— Taylor Martin (@caspertek) September 16, 2013

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In the gents. Man comes in to use the urinal, carrying an iPad. Two minutes later I see him come out of the gents, wiping the iPad. Lovely
— @mrchrisaddison@dizl.de (@mrchrisaddison) September 13, 2013

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People dropping iPads

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People skyping

I have just seen a man Skyping while using a urinal. I think the world has just hit a new low.
— Neal Mann (@fieldproducer) May 12, 2014

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I've previously seen people using an iPad balanced on a urinal which is bad enough, but Skyping is another level.
— Neal Mann (@fieldproducer) May 12, 2014

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People taking selfies

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People who don’t respect ‘the rules’

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If you'r a man and at the urinal you can only look up or down. If you look left or right everyone will see and know you're a creep
— Liam O'Leary (@LIAMODEARME) July 30, 2014

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Although sometimes it can’t be helped

Today a guy at the Urinal next to me farted so hard it actualy startled me. I accidentally made eye contact
— Michael Ewon (@bonersniper) July 24, 2014

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People on the phone

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People… gulp… EATING

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15 people expose the horrors they've seen at the urinal

People using iPads

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People dropping iPads

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People skyping

People taking selfies

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People who don’t respect ‘the rules’

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Although sometimes it can’t be helped

People on the phone

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People… gulp… EATING

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