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IF YOU SEE someone absolute horsing through some sugar-free cranberry juice, you’d do well to leave them be.
Urinary tract infections – or ‘UTIs’ as they’re cutely referred to, like some kind of CAO choice – is an infection in the urinary tract. Name says it all, really.
The symptoms of a UTI include:
Pain or a burning sensation during urination
Afrequent need to urinate
Lower abdominal pain
If you’ve gotten one before, you won’t even need to read the above. You’ll know.
1. Refreshments will include Cystopurin and nothing else.
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2. What a way to start the week …
Good morning i have a UTI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s end on this little ditty from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, which manages to hit the nail on the head when it comes to men and UTIs through the medium of song. Admirable.
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11 tweets that sum up the brutality of a UTI
IF YOU SEE someone absolute horsing through some sugar-free cranberry juice, you’d do well to leave them be.
Urinary tract infections – or ‘UTIs’ as they’re cutely referred to, like some kind of CAO choice – is an infection in the urinary tract. Name says it all, really.
The symptoms of a UTI include:
If you’ve gotten one before, you won’t even need to read the above. You’ll know.
1. Refreshments will include Cystopurin and nothing else.
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2. What a way to start the week …
3. It’s not worth it.
4. Unfortunately not.
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5. Ouch.
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6. “The heat between them was akin to what she felt every time she went to the bathroom …”
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7. The ultimate punishment.
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8. It gets worse and worse.
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9. In fairness, there’s only so much water you can drink before you start losing the will to live.
10. Are we to take them as a compliment, them?
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11. The humble brag of the century
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Let’s end on this little ditty from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, which manages to hit the nail on the head when it comes to men and UTIs through the medium of song. Admirable.
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