15 tweets that will completely baffle anyone who isn't Irish

bures off her head on yokes

— dodak healy (@darragh619) May 29, 2014

just got a large bottle of lemo in the local shop - 1 yoyo 25 cents said the girl but you get 2 for 1 yoyo if you prefer #hello #costcutter

— gerry murphy (@gerrymurphy22) January 4, 2014

Scarlet for your ma

— Saraah (@sarahh_x0x) January 20, 2013

ive had too much fizzy minerals today!

— katiemckenna (@katiemck98) July 30, 2013

Poxy yoke won't load c 'mon the fuck

— Glenn Farrell (@Glenn_farrell96) August 18, 2014

ur wan serving me in Tesco gave me a look for buying fake eyelashes and a bottle of absolute fuck off u axe its nye

— sofa (@_artpoop) December 31, 2015

On the rollover in some gaa club in ballymun drinking pints of Tuborg with Eric

— Jamie Lynch (@Lyncchh) February 21, 2016

I'm not a fan of Rita Ora, but holy balls she's a massive ride.

— Kit De Luca (@JustNoelliio) March 5, 2013

Hope all the dubs get a serious dose of the scutters!

— laura enright (@Henshite) September 22, 2013