VICTORIA BECKHAM’S “torpedo bazookas” are gone. Of all the celebrity cosmetic surgery guessing games around, the former Posh Spice has always been one to play her cards close to her… chest.

Now in an interview with the February edition of British Vogue, pop star-turned-designer Victoria tells her interviewer that she is no longer a WAG. Lisa Armstrong writes:

No French manicures. No torpedo bazookas, either. ‘Gone’, she announces.

The inference is that she had “torpedo bazookas” in the first place. This goes against several previous claims by Ms Beckham that she had breast implants. In 2001, while promoting her autobiography Learning to Fly, she told an interviewer that she achieved full volume through double-sided tape and push-up bras. In 2003, she told Piers Morgan on BBC’s Tabloid Tales that she was “completely natural” apart from her fingernails, her hair and a bit of fake tan.

In 2005 however, during a libel claim, court papers said that it was accepted that “the second claimant (ie, Victoria Beckham) had in fact indergone breast enhancement surgery and had lied about it on the Tabloid Tales television programme”.

So she may have had them, but she doesn’t have them now. Got that?