EVERY EVENING AT 9pm, DailyEdge.ie brings you your essential roundup of what you missed on your screens today.

This mature and reasoned collective response:

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People were reading

The real reason why airport shops want to see your boarding pass has been discovered.

Buzzfeed went along to an “elite” dating app’s party, and learned some interesting things.

‘The perfect mistress’ has been unveiled and the whole internet has sighed.

People were watching

This dangerous shark attack:
https://vine.co/v/eHZdJwdWaKY

This mesmerising pooch drummer:
https://vine.co/v/emKi7p50Wxd

People were retweeting

This perfect observation:

This Alan Partridge joke has blown up, because the subject didn’t realise what has been going on for the last 20 years:

And for context:
https://vine.co/v/ea1r2dj1mDE

Nobody is ruling this out, to be fair:

This eerie prediction of things to come from 1988:

And finally… when you’re getting married but you don’t register for gifts a travesty will occur

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Toaster avalanche.